a scene that would only take place in the BYU dorms

Every Sunday morning the first counselor in the Elder's Quorum Presidency goes around to every door at 8:30 and wakes everyone up if they're not already awake and then tells them "Half hour 'til church." Today at 8:30 I had already showered and I was standing there wearing only my gym shorts and my white collared shirt and my hair was still wet and the parts that were dry were sticking out very frizzily. The first counselor walked in and saw me and said, "Yeaaaaaaaahhh" and then he might have said "that's what I'm talking about" but I don't remember for sure, but I think he did. Then he said, "You look sharp." In my head I said, "No I don't."